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Heist Bank (Bar, Restaurant)

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5 North Wharf Road, Paddington, London, W2 1LA
Cuisine: Pizza
Tel: 020 7723 8080 | Email to Heist Bank | Transport: Paddington | Write review

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1) Not a fan of noise? You’re suited to Heist Bank, a place that has perfected the art of quiet fun, in a new way.

2) A beautiful combination of arcade, florist and restaurant, Heist Bank has a bit of everything: bike rentals, pizza, tons of beers, games, consoles, flowers, street art and probably the friendliest staff you may ever meet.

3) Sit anywhere and discuss whether to annihilate your friends at Connect 4 or Scrabble. Everyone in the restaurant is at peace, playing his or her friends in some kind of game and enjoying their Saturday night.

4) Luke, the waiter, will talk you through the menu, recommending the dishes and drinks he loves the most. Order their peach bellini; a more frothy and moreish version of the drink than you’ve had before, hands down. If not the bellini then how about the Beavertown Smog Rocket?

5) To start, you choose N’duja croquettes, cheese doughnuts and squid with corn and bacon crumb, twinned with a game of Scrabble. On your first bite, you’re in love. Heist Bank manages to deep fry a creamy ball of meaty N’duja sausage to beyond perfection especially when paired with their homemade sorrel mayo. If you’ve never tried the latter, prepare to have your tastebuds reinvented. First winning word of the game: Caziques. 392 points. Awesome, now have another bellini!

6) Next winning word: jukebox. 85 points. Your opponent can cry into their drink as they order another beer. Maybe the Wildman Wolfpack will help?

7) Main courses will be hard to choose. Do you go for your own pizza or do you choose a large plate option? You decide to order the creamy smoked sausage and potato pizza. The slang for pizza, “za”, gets you 62 points and the pizza is top notch. This night is winning!

8) For dessert, select the banana boat, a revamped sundae made using different kinds of ice cream, cherries, bananas, the list goes on. Your stomach bursting, you’ll hardly be able to walk. Keep playing though. Next word: xi, just so you can use up that X.

9) The music is mellowing and you’re still ahead. All it takes is one more word: Oxyphenbutazone. 1,778 points. Clever you.

10) Make the night extra special before leaving and buy the loser a three-litre beer growler and a beautiful handmade bouquet of flowers. A friendly offering to cheer them up.
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