The Cuckoo Club (Bar, Club)

Appealing to the more discerning late night London crowd tired of identikit, faceless bars and clubs with no creativity and soul, The Cuckoo Club features 5,000 square feet of ostentatious design, spread over two floors, and a founding committee that reads like a who’s who of creative talent in London, described in the influential Vogue List as “formidable”.

Featuring a Secret Garden downstairs, high luxury upstairs and some of Europe’s most proficient mixologists with an electrifying and eclectic musical output, The Cuckoo Club delivers unbridled, unquestionable glamour for London’s party cavalry.

“Luv this great venue. My traveling crazy girls. Cathy Carol and Donna will be there again in Oct...We have aged but not ready to go away...Benjamin 54...See Ya...”
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Benjamin 54, Myrtle Beach (8 years 1 months 4 days ago)

“The best club around! Exclusive people. I went here two nights in a row. Cuckoo has got class and the atmosphere is amazing! Love it!”
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elite, londen (11 years 7 months 28 days ago)

“When Christian Slater is not flying one over the cuckoo’s nest, a la Nicholson, he waltzes into 5000 square feet of delectable dissipation at Cuckoo’s, attuning his eardrums to the rock hybrids blasting majestically out of speakers with sonic delights such as The Libertines and Kasabian spun together with sprinkles of The Rolling Stones. Seduced further by resident Dom T's smooth vibes, guests can head up from subterranean bliss to the ground floor restaurant only to savour head chef Andy Glover's concoctions such as Beef Celeriac Dauphinoise or Chocolate Vinsanto Fondant. Delightfully teasing the tongue, and not the wallet, Bar Manager Mark Fairweather and menu guru Jussi Willehard Kalmi make sure to engender mouth froth with ultimate thirst-quenchers such as “The Roadrunner”- a splash of Tequila, vanilla pods, Canadian maple syrup and free range egg white or the “Purple Lady”-a mélange of Tanqueray gin, Martini rose vermouth and orange bitters. If purple ladies don’t tickle your fancy then maybe ladies such as Jemma Kidd, Elle McPherson and Alice Temperley would as they diplomatically engage in their ambassadorial roles as high representatives of a salubrious membership committee. Jump into the fray iconoclasts such as Bryan Ferry, Patrick Cox, Freddy Windsor and Joseph Fiennes and the corps diplomatique is ready! Interior décor firm BlackSheep scintillates mirrors, ebony stands, purple armchairs glittering under dazzling LED ceilings with violet lights. Come”
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Ozer Khalid, London (12 years ago)

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