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Bloated Mallard (Bar, Restaurant)

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Victoria Road, Teddington, Hampton & Teddington, London, TW11 0BB
Cuisine: Gastro Average Price: £25.00
Tel: 020 8977 1342 | Email to Bloated Mallard | Transport: Richmond | Write review

Bloated Mallard Description

The Bloated Mallard is a shabby-chic pub which has preserved it's Victorian charm and 1920's hand pumps serving three real Ales. Visit Teddington's most unique venue in the evening for a lively atmosphere and good music, or enjoy a glass of wine and our superb Sunday roast listening to sultry Jazz in front of a roaring log fire.

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Food

We have a dinner or bar menu from sharing camembert, antipasti to homemade burgers. Veggie option of the day, liver and bacon, beer bloated cod & chips to a juicy steak all locally sourced with fresh vegetables and homemade puds. Buffet and canape menus available for parties, weddings or day delegates. If nothing on menu suitable ask the chef and he will try to accommodate you. Pie and Pint night with live music on Mondays.

Updated 25/03/2009

Drinks

Real Ales and fine wines supplied by Colombier wines, selection of malt whiskey along with great shots list

Updated 30/03/2009

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Events and other great things going on at Bloated Mallard

Open Mic every other Monday, Jazz on Sundays and live bands once a month. Function room available for hire and licensed for weddings

Updated 30/03/2009

Bloated Mallard Hire Details

Name: Back Bar
Type: Restricted Area
Days: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday
Cost - Hire Fee: £ 0 / Min Bar Spend: £ 0
Options: Food Available, Seating Available,
DJ: None
Capacity: 50
Notes: Back bar area can be reserved
Name: Funky Function Room
Type: Private Room
Days: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday
Cost - Hire Fee: £ 150 / Min Bar Spend: £ 0
Options: Food Available, Seating Available,
DJ: Optional
Capacity: 70
Notes: Funky Function Room for hire. Beautiful venue covered in chandliers and candles the ideal place for a party or wedding. Day Delegate rate also available. Licensed for weddings

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