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Mishmash (Bar, Club)

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64 Lavender Hill, Battersea, Clapham, London, SW11 5RQ
Cuisine: Italian Average Price: £4.50
Tel: 020 7801 0400 | Email to Mishmash | Transport: Clapham Common | Write review

Mishmash Review

mishmash n. a confused collection or mixture.

Tastefully kitted out in 70’s style décor with projectors screening Barbarella (incidentally, these are used for showing football matches too), brocade wallpaper, large spherical lights that hypnotically change colour and comfy stumpy sofas; it’s less kitsch and more cool.

Mishmash has a short menu of antipasti, charcuterie and cheese platters from £10 to £12 but on the Friday night we were there no one was eating. Instead, follow what the nice crowd of grown-ups in the ‘sea of Battersea’ do and order off the comprehensive cocktail list (most cost around a fiver, they’re also 2-for-1 during Happy Hour 5 to 8pm).

A delicious brandy Alexander was rich yet not too sweet, a screaming orgasm tasted like ice-lolly concentrate and a cheeky champagne mojito was enough to flood the capillaries in my face. Red faced and very happy, it was only a matter of time/ booze before we got up to dance/ flail limbs.

Sure enough by 11pm once the stumpy chairs had been cleared to make some space people were jiggling about. Music at mishmash differs depending on which night you go, Friday was 80s/ 90s night with stuff from Orbital and De La Soul (had there been T-Pau or, god forbid, Big Fun this review might be entirely different).

If you want to get into mishmash after 10pm on a Friday or Saturday you should definitely consider calling up and putting yourselves on the guest list because despite its location (it’s a fair hike from Clapham Junction) the herd of late-twenty-early-thirtysomethings don’t half flock here.

My mate Toby loved it and has said he’ll be back. Though whether this is because he liked the ‘posh bog roll’ and the ‘attentive staff’ or because he got asked by a lass at the bar to “pinch my bottom” is debatable. However, I do agree with his positive feedback, despite the dictionary definition there is no confusion with mishmash. It’s pretty straightforward fun.
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Customer Reviews for Mishmash

Average (based on 21 votes): 21 Atmosphere: Value: Quality:

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“Really good bar, friendly bar staff and bouncer which really made a difference as you don't often get either! Good music and 2-for-1 on cocktails before 9 on Saturday which was great. Reserved an area for my birthday and had a really good night - would recommend.”
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Kat, London (8 years 5 months 18 days ago)

“This bar is always busy! Amazing really considering its quite far from Clapham Junction. Mishmash is one of those bars you either love or hate and after you have been there once your mind is made up. I think its a great place to have a laugh with your mates without having to put up with the pretention that you would find in other parts of London. Just need to sort out the doormen.”
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Fergus , London (11 years 10 months 14 days ago)

“Reserved an area for my 25th this previous Saturday. My friends were all on the guestlist and were able to get in without any problems. Mishmash proved to be an inspired choice. The atmosphere was amazing - everyone seemed up for it which was exactly what i wanted on my birthday. Brilliant.”
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Reuben, London (11 years 10 months 17 days ago)

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“My mates are Mishmash regulars and always tell me how much they love it! I can see what the previous reviewer is saying - it does get hot and sweaty, especially in the baking summer heat, although we sat outside on the terrace and it was fine. I do disagree with him when he says the cocktails are bad - my mojito was superb. Not for everyone this place admittedly but I had fun.”
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Cass Newman, London (12 years 3 days ago)

“I'm sorry, but am i taking crazy pills?? I'm not being a snob, but how anyone can say that this place is a good cocktail bar must come be mad. Mish Mash is a great place if you're between 21-25, don't really care about quality and consider a good saturday night to consist of cocktail jugs, loud, full on music and sweat. If however, you'd like a decent cocktail (i.e. not one chokka block with sugar), something nice to eat and a comfortable, lively environment then this place certainly isn't for you.”
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Ed, London (12 years 8 days ago)

“Always a laugh - was rammed during the football which made for a great atmosphere but tricky to get served! Hopefully get back to normal now. Best in Clapham for a decent cocktail. ”
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Simon, london (12 years 9 days ago)

“Went to my friend's leaving party last weekend at Mishmash and had a great time. We all really enjoyed ourselves. Got there early to take advantage of the Happy Hour and downed a load of cocktails. Had a good old boogie later on, think it was 80's & 90's. It did get a bit too busy and the music could have been louder but overall I really liked the place and will be back.”
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Nicola Almond, London (12 years 1 months 22 days ago)

“Went on a saturday night after reading positive reviews but was surprised to enter a sweat box. The sound system was poor, drowned out by conversations of the packed punters and the bar was a tough place to get to. Mishmash is one of those joints where you have to buy two rounds at once. Can't work out the hype, clearly a lot of the reviews are written by the owners of mish mash or by folk who left the bar drunk and broke out their laptops when still under the influence. There are a million better bars, even in the Clapham area.”
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ross, london (12 years 3 months 18 days ago)

“I had my birthday party at Mishmash last weekend and had the best time! We reserved an area and all my friends were put on the guestlist so the late-comers got in no problem. This place is great if you want to have a good old party. The funky wallpaper, funky staff, delicious coocktails and classic party music make this the ulitmate place for weekend fun!”
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Paul Knight, London (12 years 4 months 21 days ago)

“I've been going to Mishmash since it first opened and it gets more and more popular every week. And it's not difficult to see why. It's such a great space, very very cool, cocktails are fab, staff are funky yet professional (really know their stuff), music is great fun and the door staff are very approachable. I'd just recommend getting there early on the weekend as it's so popular.”
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nick newman, london (12 years 8 months 17 days ago)

“Wow what a mixed set of reviews. Myself and two of my girlfriends had our birthdays at MM last week. I thought it was wonderful, the decor, the music the drinks just everything. We had a reserved area just by the dance floor which was perfect. It is a very busy venue (on Sats anyway) but if you are up like we were it is great. Where did they get the weird looking Dj with huge sideburns from? Will be back.”
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sally Atkins, London (12 years 8 months 21 days ago)

“I was at MishMash on Saturday night for a friend's birthday. She had reserved an area for 40 people in theory, but was only given around 8 seats. Next to us a party of 70 had been allocated around 14 seats - so it goes without saying that this bar is extremely over crowded and people on your guest list don't get any special treatment - in fact someone on ours waited an hour to get in! On the positive side, the happy hour is very good value and the cocktails were good. This bar has potential (like old films being showed), but sadly the staff are rude and I estimated that when the bar capacity was at around 300 there were only 4 staff serving! I waited 20 minutes at the bar to be served. The music was also turned up around 8pm to the point you couldn't hear the person next to you. So if you like a bar where you can't move, can't speak to your friends and can't get served, you'll like it! My advice would be to get there early for the happy hour and then move on!”
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Shaon Cartwright, London (12 years 8 months 28 days ago)

“This is probably the worst place I have ever been in my life! Don't do it! I reserved an area for myself and 25 of my friends for my birthday. I couldn't find my table so asked the barman if he could help, but he seemed incapable of communicating and just told me to get out of the way. Then when I found my table, they took away the chairs. I was not told this when booking! It was a complete waste of time, when I could have gone somewhere that was actually good. Really bad service, really bad space and completely money obsessed managment. You should be ashamed MishMash! ”
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Merissa Burgess, London (12 years 8 months 28 days ago)

“First time I went to mishmash. Thought it was great. The wallpaper and multi coloured seating are a scream. Music and drinks are a hoot.Top venue all round if you want a fun night out. Only winge is that they only do doubles. Also very important to get a reserved area or guestlist on Sats judging by the queue (you can book them online very easily thankfully).”
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jessica, London (12 years 9 months 2 days ago)

“I had my engagement party at mishmash on a Saturday. I loved the way it was so well organised. We had a reserved area and guestlist all arranged online. When we arrived there was a placard on the table and the manager came over and gave us all shots of tequila and sambucca (not sure if this always happens!) and congratulated me on getting engaged. The cocktails were lovely and after knocking back a few (!) we all started to let our hair down and had a good old boogie. The music may be naff but we loved it. Mishamsh is the perfect place for party groups especially if you like it busy busy busy with lots of atmosphere.”
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alison, London (12 years 9 months 16 days ago)

“I love the place. I had mine and my boyfriends 30th birthday here on the weekend. We arranged a reserved area for 30 of us online which was really simple and we all got email confirmations- why do'nt more clubs use this system. When we got to Mishmash there were two tables reserved for us at the front and we got a complimentary bottle of champagne too from a nice SA guy whose name I forget. He made super cocktails too which were half price early. The music and atmosphere was brilliant all night and we all had a great time - super DJ playing the just the right mix of cheesy 80s/90s. Whilst it was really busy they had lots of bar staff so it was no problem getting served although I feel a bit sorry for the waitresses who were rushed off their feet (food was a bit slow too). The loos are fab - where did they get the crazy wallpaper from My grumbles are that it is a bit hard to get too - a powerwalk from Clapham Junction (or take my advice and get a cab) . Also it is hard to eat after 10pm because of all the people and the dancing. Finally I know it is a cocktail bar thing but why do all the upmarket bars only serve doubles - if you are starting early it is too easy to drink too much (although I suppose that is the idea)? Will be back for sure.”
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SUZIE STEVANS, London (13 years 1 months 3 days ago)

“Too crowded, naff decor, 30 min wait to get a below par cocktail. An over-priced student union!”
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Jim, London (13 years 3 months 13 days ago)

“I went last Saturday and loved it. We had a reserved area and guestlist and even at 8.30pm the place was buzzing. This must be the best place in Clapham if you like a big night out with a smart 20-35 crowd. Drinks were fabulous although a bit pricey. Music was retro 80/90s but not too cheesy - well maybe a bit. Lots of people had come for birthdays and there was a really friendly atmosphere. Will def. be back for my birthday.”
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partygirl, London (13 years 4 months 25 days ago)

“Don't go on a Saturday! It's a great looking bar but the service was slow (they couldn't cope with the numbers, especially when people order numerous different cocktails!), the music pretty average and the place so packed you couldn't even move let alone dance. When you have to push your way through to get to the bar or the loo and people start getting a bit stroppy you know it's time to leave. Heard quite a few people moaning about the number of people the bouncers were letting in and deciding to head off elsewhere. Place needs to limit the numbers, sort out the service and emulate the chilled out atmosphere of sister bar the Living Rooms in Brixton - when it gets that right it'll be a great night out.”
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Kate, London (13 years 5 months ago)

“Avoid this place at all costs. Went on a Saturday night and it was completely rammed. There must have been 500 people in a room fit for half that number. Drinks take ages to order. You can't move. Everyone in there was complaining about the overcrowding. The bar staff were nearly in tears and were cocking up drinks orders. ”
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Martin, London (13 years 5 months ago)

“Mishmash has to be one of the best new bars in South London. Wild wallpaper (orchids in a bar?) with funkadelic lights. Great music. I booked a reserved area for my birthday private party on a Saturday and it was fantastic. The DJ plays 80/90s and classic house with lots of stuff I knew. Great atmosphere albeit very busy. Excellent cocktails and a late licence till 2am to boot. Definitely make sure you get on the guestlist if coming Friday or Saturday to avoid the queue.”
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suzie, London (13 years 5 months 25 days ago)

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Mishmash Food & Drinks

  • Cuisine Type: Italian
  • Average Price: £4.50

Mishmash Food Menu

A superb rustic Italian menu with homemade pizzas, pasta, focacce, brushette and salads alondside antipasti platters that are perfect for sharing.

We can also cater for buffets from £3-£10 a head. Please call on 0871-223-3676

Updated 29/01/2008

Item Description Price
Olives with bread sticks Olives with bread sticks £ 3.00
Tomato garlic bread Garlic bread with tomato £ 3.00
Meat lasagne Classic Italian meat lasagne £ 5.00
Vegetable lasagne Classic Italian vegetable lasagne £ 5.00
Spinach & ricotta cannelloni Cannelloni stuffed with spinach and ricotta £ 5.00
Margherita mini pizza Tomato, mozzarella and basil £ 3.90
Napoli mini pizza Tomato, mozzarella, anchovies, capers and olives £ 4.20
Piccante mini pizza Tomato, mozzarella, pepperoni and fresh chilli £ 4.30
Parma Tomato, mozzarella, parma ham, rocket and parmesan £ 4.90
Vegetariana Tomato, mozzarella, aubergine, corgettes, spinach and onion £ 4.60
Milano mini pizza Tomato, mozzarella, milano salami £ 4.30
Fresca mini pizza Tomato, mozzarella, rocket, cherry tomato and buffalo mozzarella £ 4.90
Tesoro mini pizza Tomato, mozzarella, roast peppers, corgettes and goats cheese £ 4.60
Mishmash mini pizza Tomato, mozzarella, mushroom, ham, pepperoni, olives and artichokes £ 5.00
Four seasons mini pizza Tomato, mozzarella, mushroom, ham, artichokes and anchovies £ 4.60
Four cheese mini pizza Tomato, mozzarella, dolcelatte, goats cheese and brie £ 4.80
Tonno mini pizza Tomato, mozzarella, tuna, capers, olives and onions £ 4.80
Pollo mini pizza Tomato, mozzarella, chicken and rocket £ 4.10
Pepperoni and cheese focacce Dough based pizza with pepperoni and cheese filling £ 4.00
Ham and cheese focacce Dough based pizza with ham and cheese filling £ 4.00
Vegetariana focacce Dough based pizza with tomato sauce, aubergine, marrow, pepper and cheese filling £ 4.00
Ciokita sweet focacce Dough based pizza with cocoa and hazelnut cream filling £ 4.50
Salmon bruschette Toasted home made bread with soft cheese, smoked salmon, olive oil and chives £ 4.50
Romagnola bruschette Toasted home made bread with garlic, parma ham and olive oil £ 4.50
Rica bruscette- big to share Mozzerella, tomato and mixed grilled vegetables £ 9.00
Mista Salad Mixed leaves with celery, onion, tomato and Italian dressing £ 3.90
Rucola salad Rocket salad, parmesan, and cherry tomato with Italian dressing £ 4.20
Caprsese salad Buffalo mozzarella, tomato, basil, oregano and olive oil £ 4.20
Salami platter Parma ham, milano salami, mortadella, spicy salami and marinated artichokes £ 9.00
Formaggi platter Goats cheese, baby mozzarella, pecorino, emmenthal and marinated artichokes £ 9.00
Vegetariana platter Mixed grilled vegetables £ 9.00
Tartufo al cioccolato affogato al caffe Chocolate and coffee tart £ 4.50
Cassata Sicilian ice cream Cassata Sicilian ice cream £ 3.50

Mishmash Drinks Menu

Our mouthwatering cocktails are guaranteed to create a buzz, with creations expertly prepared by Andrea Fiorenza from Harry’s Bar in Venice and the award winning Nectar Bar in Chelsea.

Updated 04/04/2006

Item Description Price
Berry Caiprinha Cachaca, fresh raspberries, blackberries, lime wedges and creme de mure £ 5.00
San Francisco Absolut vodka, cointreau, crème de banana, freshly squeezed orange juice, pineapple juice and grenadine. £ 5.00
3 Berry Daiquiri Havana Club 3yr, Chambord liqueur, fresh strawberries, raspberries and blackberries £ 5.00
Niagra Falls Absolute vodka, Grand Marnier,, freshly squeezed lemon juice, sugar syrup topped up with ginger ale. £ 5.00
Mashy pears Apple vodka, pears, lime juice, poire william liqueur and ginger beer. £ 5.00
Archy Slingback Plymouth gin, peach puree, apple juice, peach schnapps, limejuice and gomme syrup. £ 5.00
Florida Sling Plymouth gin, cherry brandy liqueur, pineapple juice, lemon juice, gomme and grenadine. £ 5.00
Georgia Peach Mount Gay Eclipse rum, peach schnapps and cranberry juice. £ 5.00
Rusty Nail Famous Grouse scotch whisky and Drambuie £ 5.00
Shamrock Express Expresso coffee, butterscotch schnapps, Absolute vodka, Baileys and gomme. £ 5.00
Robin Hood Blue Curacao, peach schnapps, lime cordial, topped up with bitter lemon. £ 5.00
Applesinth Absinthe, apple schnapps, apple juice, fresh limejuice, passion fruit syrup. £ 5.00
P.S I Love You Baileys, Amaretto, Mount Gay Eclipse rum, kahlua coffee liqueur and double cream. £ 5.00
Scarlett O'Hara Southern Comfort, freshly squeezed lime juice and cranberry juice. £ 5.00
Cosmopolitan Absolut Citron, cointreau, lime juice and cranberry £ 5.00
Classic Daiquiri Havana Club, lime and sugar £ 5.00
Mojito Havana 3yr, fresh lime and lemon, mint leaves, sugar and soda £ 5.00
Margarita Tequila, Cointreau and lime £ 5.00
Bramble Bombay Sapphire gin, lemon juice, sugar and crème de mure £ 5.00
Sours Spirit of choice, lemon juice, sugar and angostura bitters £ 5.00
Moscow Mule Absolut vodka, lime wedges, sugar syrup topped up with ginger beer. £ 5.00
Long Island Ice Tea Vodka, gin, Bacardi, tequila, triple sec, fresh lemon juice topped up with coke. £ 5.50
Martini Vodka or gin served with a olive or a twist £ 5.00
Perfect Manhattan Canadian club whisky, rosso and dry vermouths, angostura bitters and maraschino juice £ 5.00
Passion Martini 42 Below passion fruit vodka, fresh passion fruit, passion fruit juice £ 5.00
Lychee Martini Frozen vodka, lychee liqueur and fresh lychee. £ 5.00
Cucumber Martini Peeled chopped cucumber, bison vodka, absolute vodka and sugar syrup £ 5.00
Smartini Absolut citron vodka, white crème de cacao with a dash of orange bitters. £ 5.00
Black Widow Black sambuca, strawberry liqueur, Malibu coconut rum, double cream and milk. £ 5.00
Russian Spring Punch Stolichnaya vodka, crème de cassis, crème de framboise, raspberries, lemon juice and champagne £ 6.00
Lush Absolut vodka, Chambord raspberry liquer and champagne £ 6.00
Beverly Hills Iced Tea Plymouth gin, Absolute vodka, Cointreau, freshly squeezed lime, sugar syrup and champagne £ 6.00
Ritz Fizz Bols Blue Curacao, Amaretto, freshly squeezed lemon juice and champagne £ 6.00
Mash Bellinins A choice of raspberry, strawberry and peach flavours £ 6.00
Champagne Mojito Fresh mint leaves, lime juice, sugar and champagne. £ 6.00

Special offers, discounts and deals at Mishmash

We can offer gueslist entry every Friday and Saturday simply by emailing party@mishmashbar.co.uk . We have a fabulous Happy Hour every day from 5pm-8pm and all cocktials are 2 for 1 Sunday-Thursday. We even throw in a free bottle of Champagne for parties of over 25 people.

Updated 30/03/2006

Events and other great things going on at Mishmash

We are best known for our hugely popular weekend nights SQUISH SQUASH on Fridays and GRAVY on Saturdays with the best in rock, pop and trashy disco delights with the likes of Joe Egg, Adam Wilde, Stuart Style all gracing the decks. We also have some great chilled weekday nights as well.

Book your reserved area/guestlist by calling 0871-223-3676

Updated 29/01/2008

Mishmash Hire Details

Sunday-Wednesday the venue can be hired till 2am. there is no hire fee but there is a minimum bar spend of £500 and a deposit of £100. On Thursday the deposit is £100 against a bar spend of £1000. Ideal for parties of between 100-200 people. For info email or call 0871-223-3676

On Friday and Saturday we can do reserved areas for between 10-70 people. There is no charge for this. All you need to do is call on 0871-223-3676

Updated 29/01/2008

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