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Whites Gentlemen's Club (Bar, Club)

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32-38 Leman Street, Aldgate, City of London, London, E1 8EW
Cuisine: [Other/Unclassified] Average Price: £0
Tel: 020 7488 4000 | Email to Whites Gentlemen's Club | Transport: Aldgate East | Write review

Whites Gentlemen's Club Review

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Best for: possibly the greatest erotic experience you’re ever likely to enjoy in London.

Great: for blowing your tiny little mind!

Babes, chicks, honeys, t*ts, jugs, knockers, wabs, wams, baps, hooters, melons, norks, a*ses, booties, hynies, butts, lumps, humps, fannies and cl*ts. Now that’s out the way, let’s begin at the beginning.


Hot sexy lap dancers gyrating their hips, rubbing their naked nipples, removing every element of clothing stretched across their perfect bodies. Erotic, semi-naked, pole dancing sex kittens, spinning and twisting and making the eyes at you. Look at those boobs; they’re enormous! They’re so engrossing it’s easy to ignore the thumping music. This nude strip tease fun is crying out for stag weekends, corporate entertaining, birthday parties and general appreciation of the female form. Fine looking women as far as the all-seeing, wide-open eye can see. Set your jaws to ‘drop’, boys.


Dennis loves Keely. Dennis loves Keely so much he’s emigrating from London to Australia to marry her. I love Keely as well, but not in the same way that Dennis does. Despite mine and Dennis’s differing love for Keely, he and I still share a common love that is all our own: Dennis loves hot girls, and so do I. Dennis loves hot girls’ naughty bits, and so do I. What simple men we are. Keely loves simple men.


Dennis, the stag, loves ass and babylons and pussy and lesbians, and so do I. Dennis loves hot sexy tattooed blonde girls, and so do I. Dennis loves hot sexy pierced brunette girls, and so do I. Dennis loves hot sexy girls who smile and laugh, and so do I. Dennis loves hot sexy girls with exotic accents, and so do I. Dennis loves hot sexy girls with Lancashire accents, and so do I. Dennis loves hot sexy girls who offer flattering compliments even if they don’t really mean it, and so do I.


Dennis loves bottles of Champagne on ice to share with his new friends, and so do I. Dennis loves to share Jaegerbombs with girls who like to party when the time is right, and so do I. Dennis loves to chat with the Brazilian chicks about rock music in Camden before they take him by the hand, lead him to a curtained area, and begin to rub and caress their naked curves, and gasping like they’ve just experienced something rather enjoyable. Oh yes, make no bones about it. Dennis is aalllllll good. And so am I.


Dennis loves a bar where there are more girls than guys (especially when all the ladies are partially naked, very approachable), and so do I. Dennis loves a lap dancing club that has free pole dancing floor shows, and so do I. Dennis loves a table dancing club that serves doubles as standard, so that the meeting in the morning is never going to happen, and so do I. Dennis loves disarming lady bouncers, and so do I.


Dennis loves dark and sultry interiors, decked with chandeliers, pulsing, rhythmic lasers, and comfortable leather sofas, and so do I. Dennis loves a strip club that offers variety - private £20 dances, kinky school rooms, Moulin Rouge boudoirs, Tiger rooms with TV screens, Champagne rooms for stag parties - and so do I.


Dennis loves that when he turns to his friend - a simple man not a million miles from someone like me - to say, “Dude, I love you for bringing me to this paradise”, his friend ignores him because he’s caught in a 1000-yard stare. His friend has just fallen in love with possibly the most stunning woman ever to grace planet Earth. Dennis loves it when that same stunning woman and her beautiful companion take Dennis and his friend into what is known as ‘The Office’ - replete with wooden desk, Chesterfield, and painting of the Queen on the wall - to show them things that will make them ask the question: “Did that just happen, or have we finally reached some kind of alternate reality?”


Dennis loves Jada’s perfect bum, and so do I. Dennis loves being a blubbering wreck, and so do I. Dennis loves feeling like a kid in a sweet shop, and so do I. Dennis loves Morgan, and OMG, so do I.

Dennis has no words to describe his overall experience. He would say it was possibly the best experience of his entire life, but then he’s about to get married. Dennis loves Keely, after all (and she better be awake when he gets home).

Is it a teasing strip club? Is it a naughty gentlemen’s club? Or is it simply the best thing EVER?! Fek the expense, get your idle chitchat at the ready, and head for The City, chaps. Dennis commands it, and so do I. more

Customer Reviews for Whites Gentlemen's Club

Average (based on 19 votes): 19 Atmosphere: Value: Quality:

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“Two friends Nude dancing ”
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Richard Garden, London (3 years 5 months 1 days ago)

“great night out before friends wedding, great girls, safe atmosphere, drinks not the cheapest, ut we were not there for the drinking ”
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Keith, kent (3 years 7 months 10 days ago)

“Marvellous night had by myself and my clients, all staff we met were accommodating and the ladies were just lovely. We will be returning again to this luxurious venue, Well done Whites!”
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Robert Mills, London (4 years 2 months 2 days ago)

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“I found Whites to be Stylish, Professional and overall a splendid evening for myself and my clients. Compliments to the beautiful women and the staff were more than attentive. I will most certainly be returning in the future!”
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Roger, London (4 years 2 months 2 days ago)

“Went last Thursday expecting it to be crowed and cheering place but I guess I come to early so that just me among the girls feeling boring and embarrassing as hell. Girls are rude when I deny to buy any dance and stand up to go to other club. Really bad experience”
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daniel, bournemouth (4 years 9 months 12 days ago)

“Ugly women and too commercialized. Very rude people. ”
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James, London (5 years 9 months 10 days ago)

“I first visited this club when it first opened around 8 years ago the original bar staff was made up of 3 amazing bar staff particular Kirsty who i will never forget meeting, a beautiful girl with bundles of personality and charm. unfortunately after returning I was disappointed to see that the girls were no longer there and the only eye candy were the dancers. I think the clubs done well to still be open however I preferred how it was in the start.”
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William Ewing, Essex (7 years 3 months 26 days ago)

“Went to this club with my best friend on Friday we had an hour with two English girls Mary-Anne and Gia in the tiger room, very good atmosphere We thought Some of the drinks were a little bit on the expensive side but has a decent house champagne , everyone is talking about this club, definitely 4 stars We're going back.s”
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Stev, London (8 years 6 months 18 days ago)

“Last week my friend and I had one of the best nights of our lives at this gentleman's club near the City of London. It's different to many other strip clubs because the ladies are all actually enjoying themselves and there are less rules and regulations. If you behave yourself you'll be rewarded with some of the most amazing, fully nude dancing you're ever likely to come across. Such a friendly atmosphere. Worth every penny. Totes amazeballs!”
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The Restaurant Hunter, London (9 years 19 days ago)

“Hi Guy's, Whites re-open's on Tuesday, July 19th at 4.00pm Sorry for the delay, see you all then”
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ellis, London (9 years 10 months 14 days ago)

“When is my favorite club reopening?”
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sean, bermondsey (9 years 10 months 16 days ago)

“Great night out brilliant theamed rooms and a theamed look-a-like bouncer of transporter and lock stock fame to protect you in the event of any trouble which is unlikely as the club has a very relaxed and party atmosphere which you notice from the moment you walk into the club from the georgous girls & the pearly white toothed smiling eminen/westwood charicter bar man. I cannot wait to go back BRILLIANT”
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sean, bermondsey (10 years 5 months 3 days ago)

“QUALITY QUALITY QUALITY.....beautiful girls, classy surroundings, amazing fantasy VIP rooms. I haven't been to this place and not had an amazing night. Great place to take my clients if they are up for a great night or even to go on my own for a few drinks. My local is taking a back seater from now on....Whites has become my new local. LOVE IT!”
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SimonJJones, London (10 years 6 months 12 days ago)

“My boss organised a lads night out for our Insurance company, we entered all nervous but were escorted by some friendly girls to the VIP Champagne lounge where we were treated like royalty. Great girls with a brilliant selection of Champagne High recommended A++++++”
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alanmillen, wandsworth (10 years 6 months 14 days ago)

“i first went to whites with my husband and brother-in-law and i have to say out of all the clubs i have been to this one certainley was the most exciting, friendly place i had ever been to and can't wait to go again this rates a number 1 club in london for me.”
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kim davies, melksham (10 years 6 months 17 days ago)

“Had my stag do at Club Whites this week and my first visit will definitely not be my last, as soon as we were lead to our VIP room i knew this was going to be the stag night i only dreamt of. Highly recommended with the highest possible regards to quality”
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Jason, Romford (10 years 6 months 18 days ago)

“went to whites last week, it's like a club , your allowed to just walk around and chat to the girls, it was weird not to be seated ,or governed ,really refreshing, a great atmosphere in the entire place, i never went into the VIP area because i was with my friends , but will next time i go , a charming club, i recommend”
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ellis, London (10 years 7 months ago)

“this is a great club, the girls are really nice, not pushy, all i wanted was a drink at the bar, when the girl that approached me realised this she didn't just turn away, she carried on chatting to me no pressure. i can't recommend this club enough, real high quality, but really laid back. brilliant time”
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john. p, london (10 years 7 months 17 days ago)

“I often go to gentlemen's clubs to see how people do things different but i got to tell you this club has got it spot on, it is really relaxed for a lapdancing club, the girls dont drive you mad, the actual club is beautiful chandeliers and cotton covered walls make it very sumptuous but the thing that separates it from the other clubs is its VIP rooms, especially the attention to detail, i asked the girl i was with about the vip areas and she gave me a guided tour. it starts with the office room, supposedly copied from an office in parliament in the 60s it has a leather topped desk directors chair a chesterfield and a globe bar, do you remember them? this was the room for me without a doubt so i did'nt bother seeing the other rooms, however the other rooms available were the dungeon, or the school room, i never saw these rooms so can't comment on them but all i can say is oh my god, i booked the room for an hour and had dom perignon served from the globe bar by my lovely host, it is without doubt the best gentlemen's club in london, not just the VIP part all of it, the relaxed atmosphere, and friendly staff, i cannot recommend this club enough if you are in the city with a few quid then go to whites, you will love it. sweeting”
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sweeting, london (10 years 8 months 23 days ago)

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Updated 15/11/2010


Whites are proud to offer you a full Elite range of beverages, Our philosophy is itself ground-breaking, only the very best is on offer at whites,and in the past year we have consumed more elite spirits than any other club in the UK, so in fact our house pours are the prestigious 'Grey Goose' vodka our house Gin The remarkable "Berkeley Square," the house Whisky is "whiskey of the year " Kilchoman, Rum 'Havana Club' and house Brandy 'Hennessy Fine De Cognac' other prestige brands are available.

Updated 01/02/2017

Whites Gentlemen's Club Opening Hours

Monday: Closed Friday: 7:30pm - 4:00am
Tuesday: 7:30pm - 4:00am Saturday: Closed
Wednesday: 7:30pm - 4:00am Sunday: Closed
Thursday: 7:30pm - 4:00am    

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Special offers, discounts and deals at Whites Gentlemen's Club

Special offers are forbidden at whites, if you get our meaning !!

Updated 24/06/2014

Events and other great things going on at Whites Gentlemen's Club

Every day is a special event at Whites, the most exclusive vip club in london

Updated 01/01/2014

Whites Gentlemen's Club Hire Details

We are available for private hire

Updated 01/01/2014

Name: Whites
Type: Entire Venue
Days: Monday, Friday, Saturday
Cost - Hire Fee: £ 4000 / Min Bar Spend: £ 4000
Options: Seating Available,
DJ: None
Capacity: 240
Notes: We have the most exclusive club in the city, stunning VIP areas and chandeliers a plenty

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