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Alma (Bar, Restaurant)

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2-3 Rocks Lane, Barnes & Sheen, London, SW13 0DB
Cuisine: Cafe
Tel: 020 8392 9135 | Email to Alma | Transport: Barnes Bridge | Write review

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1) You could forgive yourself for being in Barnes, on a crisp Saturday morning at 8.30am, because your child has some kind of sports practice on the Barn Elms Playing Field, as long as you've not had time to eat beforehand. This is because, after your child has triumphed at missing the ball completely several times, you can grab some grub, whilst assuring your little treasure that the winning is in the trying (a total fricking lie).

2) You take your little tryer for something hearty at the Alma Cafe opposite the playing fields; an upmarket eatery that is trying to perfect the art of elegant simplicity.

3) Before you even sit down at the gorgeous marble table, your little one has decided on brunch. You agree quickly, because who wants a fight?

4) The apple of your eye opts for the Full English and you order the same because it’s everything you need: bacon, sausage, egg, fries, tomato and beans. You also order brioche French toast for afters. Fantastic choice!

5) Choosing to stay healthy, you order one berry bingo smoothie for the kid and a mango dream for yourself.

6) Thankfully, you both have plenty to talk about because the wait for your smoothies is over ten minutes. When they finally arrive the coconut shavings on top are an unexpected flair, but sadly don’t add to the flavour.

7) After another ten-minute wait - agony, as it’s now 11am and you’re slightly weak with hunger - the food arrives.

8) You start to wolf it down and realise you didn’t ask for home fries. Your plate is without potato. You try to weigh up the options. Do you ask for home fries and possibly wait the extra 20 minutes for them to arrive, or do you just leave it? You opt to leave it this time.

9) Now that you’ve both finished your main course, you start eat the French toast, which would be nice if it wasn’t cold, having arrived at the same time as the main.

10) Despite being lukewarm and slightly bland, you still finish it and pay before leaving quickly as one of your kid’s teammates has started crying loudly over a lack of ketchup.
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