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Recent bar & restaurant customer reviews in London

London Cocktail Club Monument 2B Eastcheap, Monument, London, EC3M 1AE (Map)

One of the best new nights ever! Thanks to Matt (the GM) and all the staff there. We had a great night. More Atmosphere: Value: Quality:
Diana, London

London Cocktail Club Monument
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Pasta Brown, West End (Bar / Restaurant)
“Pizza’s over priced very small and not very tasty. The pasta on the other hand was very good and ample portions. Buy pasta not pizza. ”
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John, LONDON 18 Mar 18

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Majingos Gentleman's Club, Whitechapel & Wapping (Bar / Club)
“I found Majingos again... I used to go here when it was based at South Quay in Canary Wharf and has now relocated to Limehouse E14 in case anyone doesn't know. It was good in the old days and I am pleased to say it's still good today. A lovely Art Deco little club with happy friendly staff and lovely girls as always. I live in Docklands so it's great for me to have it back on my doorstep again without the journey into main London's seedier not so nice clubs. Good times are back again.”
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Martin Short, London 12 Mar 18

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Salvador & Amanda, West End (Bar / Restaurant)
“Very bad experience. Booked a table, before paying making sure that the table will not be moved at some point to make space. Looks like the woman taking bookings called Candice will promise you anything just to take your money, because guess what, comes 11pm and the security comes showing us around (it was my husbands birthday party), manager called doesn't care about anything even if you show him you have the promise in writing, and leaves. After that additionally and totally unnecessary the security super rude, aggressive and threatening. All of this on top of overcrowded space, songs on repeat and only 2 actually working barmans for that many people is much too much - there's plenty of other places in London to spend your money, especially if you invite guests for some occasion.”
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Olga, London 12 Mar 18

The Water Margin at the O2, Greenwich (Restaurant)
“fantastic fresh food. I'm very keen and fussy on my food. really I did enjoy the fresh food, good atmosphere and the friendly staff. well done and keep it up”
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adam, Brighton 10 Mar 18

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Heaven, Soho (Bar / Club)
“Such a good place to enjoy and meet new people.”
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Md Mehedi Hasan, Hatfield 07 Mar 18

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Heaven, Soho (Bar / Club)
“Very good environment and it is very comfortable place to enjoy with friends. Hope to go there again ”
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saiful Islam, London 07 Mar 18

Mahdi Restaurant, Hammersmith (Restaurant)
“friend of mine recommended Mahdi Restaurant. i went this evening i have to say the service is very good been served by a lovely ( Rosa) very genuine. the food was good the portion were big enough for 2 peoples.the starter of aubergine was big and the tea was offered the bill was even better i will be going again very soon. suggestion to the owner please reduce the lighting it was too much light .otherwise best of luck to you and all your lovely staff.”
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nacera, london 07 Mar 18

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Mist Gentlemen's Club, Hounslow (Bar / Club)
“smooth evening to be had, charming ladies, enjoyment all round”
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Nicholas Wade, Bridport 27 Feb 18

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Libertine, Fitzrovia (Club)
“We visited this venue on 1st February 2018 as a group of 7. We spent in excess of over £1500 only to find that the doormen stole our driving licences upon entry (they scanned them for ID purposes but never returned them). Initially I thought this was an innocent mistake and contacted the club via email. I received no response via email so followed up with a call. During the phone call I was offered no apology which would be the professional thing to do upon the news of an initial complaint. I was then told I would receive a call back which I did not so I followed up with another call. I was told they cannot find the licences so someone will contact me via email. I was contacted by James Spallone - managing director. Well James is an interesting chap. He insinuated £1500 is not a lot of money to spend in 2 hours (£200 per person) and even suggested I had no reason for complaint as the bill was paid for by one individual who was not me - as if I spent no money so shouldn’t complain that sensitive documents have been stolen by their door staff. I couldn’t quite believe the tone I was faced with. He then sent me another email claiming to have checked the cctv and found the licences were handed back to us. Ok, if this is the case, but he then followed up with another email which completely contradicted this and asked me to provide a description of the door staff so he can find out if anyone is stealing them - well if the cctv shows they were returned then why would you need these details? When I was unable to provide a facial description of the doormen he then claimed that I obviously cannot remember whether they were returned. Obviously if James has checked the CCTV as claimed then he should also have an accurate description of who they were handed to and therefore not require one from me or my guests. I suspect there could be a potential issue of fraud and would strongly advise anyone against visiting this venue. I now see why they have had such bad press in the past - aren’t they also known as the RACIST club? Well they can now add THIEVES to their resume. ”
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Annabelle, London 27 Feb 18

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Theodore Bull Frog, West End (Bar)
“Horrendous staff. I’ve never encountered anything like this. ”
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Mary Vanna, Manchester 23 Feb 18

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Sunset Strip, Soho (Bar / Club)
“One of several gentleman clubs in the 'Soho district' and probably the worst in relation to standards and service. It may cost £15 to get in(others charge £20) but what's the point, its stage show is dire, girls rush through their sequence and the stage is often empty if the club isn't full(which is often). The mainly foreign dancers are quite rough looking and overly persistent when asking for dances, if refused they can be rude. Once you're in the private booth the dancers spend half the dance trying to extract even more money and once they realise their not getting further cash the dance ends abruptly and they demand a tip. Overall not very pleasant, best avoided.”
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Richard Evans, Birmingham 21 Feb 18

La Porchetta Pollo Bar, Soho (Bar / Restaurant)
“I was with my friend for dinner tonight, everything was fine until the waitress dropped the oil on the floor. All oli spilled over my new shirt and my hair. I didn’t even hear a word, I'm sorry. After the whole situation, I went to the manager who apologized to me and offered me a drink, at the expense of £ 5, unfortunately shirt was more expensive than your drink. Overall the food is average, but the service is even worse. I will never go back there.”
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Bart, London 13 Feb 18

2 Brydges Place, West End (Bar / Club)
“I can't tell you what a great find this is! I had dinner there recently and had a fantastic evening, there is a special vibe to the place that you can't miss. It is very friendly and welcoming unlike many rather snooty clubs that I've visited – you feel that you are in a friend's house at the best party ever with loads of extraordinary people (and a few eccentrics) – also the food is great – the drinks are great – the staff are real characters – I loved it!”
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Badger McMann, Cirencester 08 Feb 18

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Majingos Gentleman's Club, Whitechapel & Wapping (Bar / Club)
“Freshly divorced and enjoying life and really enjoyed this little club, had a fantastic night and would like to thank all the friendly staff and a special thanks to the two beautiful young ladies who made me feel young again. Didn't cost a fortune unlike some other clubs and so I will be making this my weekly treat. Thank you.”
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Joseph Woosel, London 07 Feb 18

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The Windmill International, Soho (Bar / Restaurant / Club)
“Great place with exelent staff. Lovely atmosphere. I will definitely recommend it. ”
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Rusi Nachev, London 16 Jan 18

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Whites Gentlemen's Club, City of London (Bar / Club)
“Two friends Nude dancing ”
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Richard Garden, London 08 Dec 17

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The Piano Works, Clerkenwell (Bar)
“Booked this for our staff Xmas party. I had heard good things and so that is why I booked it. However, from the start it was a bad experience. The establishment was rude on the phone and I felt they could not wait to get me off the phone when I made my initial enquiry. They put a lot of pressure on me to pay the full amount straight away even though we had two weeks within which to pay it. I made a request for a colleague who has dietary requirements and these were completely ignored. Not only that, but when my dessert came, it was dry and I asked for more custard and was told I couldn't and it's 'just what's provided'. They then proceeded to push us off our table to make us stand even though there were absolutely no other customers in the whole place. We were forced to huddle in a corner when there were free tables for hours and hours. And to top it all off, they lost my colleague's coat. Staff's attitudes and behaviours were surly and rude, like they just didn't want us there. I have had a very bad experience with the Piano Works and will never go there again or recommend it to anyone. ”
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Philippa Morton, London 04 Dec 17

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The Windmill International, Soho (Bar / Restaurant / Club)
“TO ALL GIRLS WHO WANT TO WORK IN WINDMILL. i was working there for a few weeks as girls from the past said it's a good club. The club is now going completely downhill and apparently will be closed down soon as other girls say. Clients are not so good anymore , last Friday was a disaster , 25 girls and maybe 20 clients the whole night. Girls mostly Romanians with no English. Club is charging £30 house fee and you have to give a big percentage at the end of the shift hence girls are hiding their money in the toilet. You aren't allowed to leave anytime before the club shuts , neither go out to get food. The management treats girls like shit from what I heard from other girls. ( I didn't have the chance to get to know them so well ). Stage wise .. in my opinion it's a waste of money for the clients also as there's rarely any girl on stage. They just go up any time they want. I went on the pole and it was shaking and the stage around the pole so small , you could fall. Not safe. The decorations of the club is actually pretty nice and they are renovating the changing rooms hence I gave 2 stars but for now all girls have to change in the toilets where the lighting is bad. The house mum on the other hand is very nice. Don't worry if you're hungry you can always go to the kitchen and the chef who earn 4.50 an hour because he's an immigrant will make you some sandwiches that he has to buy for his own money. The girls that work there dont Even dance well but no wonder as their auditions is based on them just looking at your body , they don't even tell you to dance. I asked all the girls why they work there and they told me they have never been to a different club or they have been kicked out. The drinks are very weak , taste like water mixed with alcohol. AVOID AVOID AVOID. Ps. Also you give a lap dance for £20 in front of everyone. The booths are more expensive.”
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Kate, London 26 Nov 17

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Meat People, Angel & Islington (Bar / Restaurant)
“Very nice restaurant with amazing steaks. Good cocktails too !”
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Sophie, London 18 Nov 17

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