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Reviews and contributions written by Melrond the Magnificent Gerbil Tamer

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Picture of Punch & Judy, West End, London

Punch & Judy, West End (Bar)
“Well, really who has been to London and hasn't been here? It's a great pub, but seems to be chockablock full of tourists! I prefered the basement bar - nice vibe and friendly barstaff.”
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Melrond the Magnificent Gerbil Tamer, London 27 Feb 04

Picture of Bunker (closed), West End, London

Bunker (closed), West End (Bar / Restaurant)
“Ended up popping in here for a quick one last Saturday night (for my 21st) - ended up staying a good couple of hours, waiting to meet various friends. Had an enjoyable time... Food was delicious, barmen gorgeous (my mate's still convinced they're paid to flirt with the ladies), and lighting very intimate (although they flicked on all the lights when they saw me do an impromtu table dance!). Word of advice though - avoid the girls giving out massages for £5 at all costs - my mates hired one for me for a joke and it was PAINFUL. I mean it! I didn't want to hurt the girls feelings, but she was killing me! All in all, well worth a visit. I wouldn't recommend a whole night spent there, but it's a good meeting point, where you can enjoy a nice drink and some funky tunes in a mellow atmosphere.”
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Melrond the Magnificent Gerbil Tamer, [ Unknown ] 27 Feb 04

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