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Zoo Bar London, West End (Bar / Club)
“If you manage to un-stick your feet from the floor of this venue, you would be better off going somewhere else - ANYWHERE else in fact. Don't get me wrong, I have been a familiar face at some of London's pikey-est nightspots during my 5 years in the capital, but the line is drawn firmly somewhere between Leicester Square and Bear St, where this salubrious establishment is located. The Zoo Bar can only aspire to the dizzy heights of mediocrity. However, the overpriced (or should that be over-iced?) cocktails plus the surly attitude of door staff, bar staff and DJ, mean that this place will never be anything but a last resort for confused tourists who have been caught out by the licensing laws (but who won't make the same mistake again). Who knows, maybe the management will eventually disappear up their own backsides, leaving the way clear for someone to manage the place properly. But, until that day, if you like your cocktails to come with a large side order of rudeness, or perhaps to be offered crack cocaine by one of the zoo bar's punters, and if you don't mind if someone else goes home with your wallet / mobile / walkman, then this is the place for you.”
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katy, [ Unknown ] 10 Feb 04

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