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Picture of Browns Gentleman Club, Shoreditch, London

Browns Gentleman Club, Shoreditch (Bar / Club)
“Found myself in the city just as the rush hour was starting, so decided to kill a bit of time until the trains began to empty. As one of the remaining pound-in-the-pot pubs in the area, this is the classiest with more of a nightclub feel to it. The girls that work here are beautiful, polite and charming without being too pushy when interacting with the customers.”
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Steve, Grays, Essex 04 Jun 19

Picture of The Griffin Gentleman's Club, City of London, London

The Griffin Gentleman's Club, City of London (Bar / Club)
“I was in the neighbourhood recently so popped in for a few hours. I may have picked a bad night to review as business seemed slow. The girls were all pretty but seemed to lack enthusiasm on the main stage. They weren’t very pushy when they were offering private dances and again seemed to just want the night to end, which it did rather abruptly. The Griffin closes at midnight, unlike similar venues close by, and most of the customers just walked out at about a quarter to twelve. This just left me and one other punter to watch the final dance of the night, so we both took pity on her and told her she needn’t bother, so she gave us our pounds back! At some point during the evening I received an old paper £10 with Charles Darwin on the back in my change. I’m going to give them the benefit of the doubt and say it was an honest mistake and that they weren’t taking advantage of the fact that I was distracted by a girl that had just taken to the stage, but bear it in mind if you visit. All in all, there are better venues nearby which stay open later: they charge less for a beer but more for a private dance, so it’s swings and roundabouts. I won’t be going out of my way to go back, but if I’m in the area again with some free time and spare cash, I might pop in to give it a second chance.”
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Steve, Grays 22 Jul 18

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