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The Church, Brixton (Bar / Club)
“The church is a really horrible place and I'd highly recommend that you stay away. I went with a group of friends to say goodbye to a friend who was returning to Australia and we've never had a worse afternoon out - ever. The drinks system when you can only buy three cans at once, which you then have to carry round in a plastic bag, is ridiculous. The venue was filthy and hard to get to. The music was rubbish. The 'entertainment' was a scrubby old stripper who got so graphic we were all embarrassed and a fat compère shouting 'we want tits' on stage. The crowd is made up of a load of louts trying to grope you and vomiting over themselves. If you view this kind of thing as good unpretentious fun and a real laugh then by all means go - if you want anything more from your afternoon than the lowest, nastiest, misogynistic setup imaginable, then stay the hell away.”
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Jo, London 28 Feb 06

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