Whites Gentlemen's Club (Bar, Club)
32-38 Leman Street, Aldgate, City of London, London, E1 8EW
Cuisine: [Other/Unclassified]
Average Price: £0
Tel: 020 7488 4000
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Whites Gentlemen's Club Review
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Best for: possibly the greatest erotic experience you’re ever likely to enjoy in London.
Great: for blowing your tiny little mind!
Babes, chicks, honeys, t*ts, jugs, knockers, wabs, wams, baps, hooters, melons, norks, a*ses, booties, hynies, butts, lumps, humps, fannies and cl*ts. Now that’s out the way, let’s begin at the beginning.
OMG!
Hot sexy lap dancers gyrating their hips, rubbing their naked nipples, removing every element of clothing stretched across their perfect bodies. Erotic, semi-naked, pole dancing sex kittens, spinning and twisting and making the eyes at you. Look at those boobs; they’re enormous! They’re so engrossing it’s easy to ignore the thumping music. This nude strip tease fun is crying out for stag weekends, corporate entertaining, birthday parties and general appreciation of the female form. Fine looking women as far as the all-seeing, wide-open eye can see. Set your jaws to ‘drop’, boys.
OMG!
Dennis loves Keely. Dennis loves Keely so much he’s emigrating from London to Australia to marry her. I love Keely as well, but not in the same way that Dennis does. Despite mine and Dennis’s differing love for Keely, he and I still share a common love that is all our own: Dennis loves hot girls, and so do I. Dennis loves hot girls’ naughty bits, and so do I. What simple men we are. Keely loves simple men.
OMG!
Dennis, the stag, loves ass and babylons and pussy and lesbians, and so do I. Dennis loves hot sexy tattooed blonde girls, and so do I. Dennis loves hot sexy pierced brunette girls, and so do I. Dennis loves hot sexy girls who smile and laugh, and so do I. Dennis loves hot sexy girls with exotic accents, and so do I. Dennis loves hot sexy girls with Lancashire accents, and so do I. Dennis loves hot sexy girls who offer flattering compliments even if they don’t really mean it, and so do I.
OMG!
Dennis loves bottles of Champagne on ice to share with his new friends, and so do I. Dennis loves to share Jaegerbombs with girls who like to party when the time is right, and so do I. Dennis loves to chat with the Brazilian chicks about rock music in Camden before they take him by the hand, lead him to a curtained area, and begin to rub and caress their naked curves, and gasping like they’ve just experienced something rather enjoyable. Oh yes, make no bones about it. Dennis is aalllllll good. And so am I.
OMG!
Dennis loves a bar where there are more girls than guys (especially when all the ladies are partially naked, very approachable), and so do I. Dennis loves a lap dancing club that has free pole dancing floor shows, and so do I. Dennis loves a table dancing club that serves doubles as standard, so that the meeting in the morning is never going to happen, and so do I. Dennis loves disarming lady bouncers, and so do I.
OMG!
Dennis loves dark and sultry interiors, decked with chandeliers, pulsing, rhythmic lasers, and comfortable leather sofas, and so do I. Dennis loves a strip club that offers variety - private £20 dances, kinky school rooms, Moulin Rouge boudoirs, Tiger rooms with TV screens, Champagne rooms for stag parties - and so do I.
OMG!
Dennis loves that when he turns to his friend - a simple man not a million miles from someone like me - to say, “Dude, I love you for bringing me to this paradise”, his friend ignores him because he’s caught in a 1000-yard stare. His friend has just fallen in love with possibly the most stunning woman ever to grace planet Earth. Dennis loves it when that same stunning woman and her beautiful companion take Dennis and his friend into what is known as ‘The Office’ - replete with wooden desk, Chesterfield, and painting of the Queen on the wall - to show them things that will make them ask the question: “Did that just happen, or have we finally reached some kind of alternate reality?”
OOOOOMFG!
Dennis loves Jada’s perfect bum, and so do I. Dennis loves being a blubbering wreck, and so do I. Dennis loves feeling like a kid in a sweet shop, and so do I. Dennis loves Morgan, and OMG, so do I.
Dennis has no words to describe his overall experience. He would say it was possibly the best experience of his entire life, but then he’s about to get married. Dennis loves Keely, after all (and she better be awake when he gets home).
Is it a teasing strip club? Is it a naughty gentlemen’s club? Or is it simply the best thing EVER?! Fek the expense, get your idle chitchat at the ready, and head for The City, chaps. Dennis commands it, and so do I....read more
Customer Reviews for Whites Gentlemen's Club
Average (based on 12 votes): 12
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“Went to this club with my best friend on Friday we had an hour with two English girls Mary-Anne and Gia in the tiger room, very good atmosphere We thought
Some of the drinks were a little bit on the expensive side but has a decent house champagne , everyone is talking about this club, definitely 4 stars
We're going back.s”
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Stev, London (7 months 27 days ago)
“Last week my friend and I had one of the best nights of our lives at this gentleman's club near the City of London. It's different to many other strip clubs because the ladies are all actually enjoying themselves and there are less rules and regulations. If you behave yourself you'll be rewarded with some of the most amazing, fully nude dancing you're ever likely to come across. Such a friendly atmosphere. Worth every penny. Totes amazeballs!”
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The Restaurant Hunter, London (1 years 28 days ago)
“Hi Guy's, Whites re-open's on Tuesday, July 19th at 4.00pm
Sorry for the delay,
see you all then”
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ellis, London (2 years 23 days ago)
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“When is my favorite club reopening?”
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sean, bermondsey (2 years 25 days ago)
“Great night out brilliant theamed rooms and a theamed look-a-like bouncer of transporter and lock stock fame to protect you in the event of any trouble which is unlikely as the club has a very relaxed and party atmosphere which you notice from the moment you walk into the club from the georgous girls & the pearly white toothed smiling eminen/westwood charicter bar man. I cannot wait to go back
BRILLIANT”
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sean, bermondsey (2 years 6 months 12 days ago)
“QUALITY QUALITY QUALITY.....beautiful girls, classy surroundings, amazing fantasy VIP rooms. I haven't been to this place and not had an amazing night. Great place to take my clients if they are up for a great night or even to go on my own for a few drinks. My local is taking a back seater from now on....Whites has become my new local. LOVE IT!”
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SimonJJones, London (2 years 7 months 21 days ago)
“My boss organised a lads night out for our Insurance company, we entered all nervous but were escorted by some friendly girls to the VIP Champagne lounge where we were treated like royalty.
Great girls with a brilliant selection of Champagne
High recommended A++++++”
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alanmillen, wandsworth (2 years 7 months 23 days ago)
“i first went to whites with my husband and brother-in-law and i have to say out of all the clubs i have been to this one certainley was the most exciting, friendly place i had ever been to and can't wait to go again this rates a number 1 club in london for me.”
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kim davies, melksham (2 years 7 months 26 days ago)
“Had my stag do at Club Whites this week and my first visit will definitely not be my last, as soon as we were lead to our VIP room i knew this was going to be the stag night i only dreamt of.
Highly recommended with the highest possible regards to quality”
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Jason, Romford (2 years 7 months 27 days ago)
“went to whites last week, it's like a club , your allowed to just walk around and chat to the girls, it was weird not to be seated ,or governed ,really refreshing, a great atmosphere in the entire place, i never went into the VIP area because i was with my friends , but will next time i go , a charming club, i recommend”
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ellis, London (2 years 8 months 9 days ago)
“this is a great club, the girls are really nice, not pushy, all i wanted was a drink at the bar, when the girl that approached me realised this she didn't just turn away, she carried on chatting to me no pressure.
i can't recommend this club enough, real high quality, but really laid back. brilliant time”
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john. p, london (2 years 8 months 26 days ago)
“I often go to gentlemen's clubs to see how people do things different but i got to tell you this club has got it spot on, it is really relaxed for a lapdancing club, the girls dont drive you mad, the actual club is beautiful chandeliers and cotton covered walls make it very sumptuous but the thing that separates it from the other clubs is its VIP rooms, especially the attention to detail, i asked the girl i was with about the vip areas and she gave me a guided tour. it starts with the office room, supposedly copied from an office in parliament in the 60s it has a leather topped desk directors chair a chesterfield and a globe bar, do you remember them? this was the room for me without a doubt so i did'nt bother seeing the other rooms, however the other rooms available were the dungeon, or the school room, i never saw these rooms so can't comment on them but all i can say is oh my god, i booked the room for an hour and had dom perignon served from the globe bar by my lovely host, it is without doubt the best gentlemen's club in london, not just the VIP part all of it, the relaxed atmosphere, and friendly staff, i cannot recommend this club enough if you are in the city with a few quid then go to whites, you will love it. sweeting”
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sweeting, london (2 years 10 months 1 days ago)
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Whites Gentlemen's Club Opening Hours
| Monday: | Closed | Friday: | 4:00pm - 4:00am |
| Tuesday: | 4:00pm - 4:00am | Saturday: | Closed |
| Wednesday: | 4:00pm - 4:00am | Sunday: | Closed |
| Thursday: | 4:00pm - 4:00am |
Additional Information
- Average Price: £0
- Dress Code: smart
- Website: Visit the Whites Gentlemen's Club website
- Group: (Independent/Freehouse)
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